Read Part I here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2011/04/new-love-stories.html
Read Part II here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2012/02/new-love-stories-part-ii.html
PizzaLover123 was starting a new academic year in a couple of days. During the summer, she had spent hopeless days pining over imaginative actor boyfriends and old male friends she was interested in. In a way her summer had been wasted. What she was looking forward to however, was the return of a friend from her vacations. Apparently this friend had a lot of things to tell her. A lot had happened in this friend's holiday and PizzaLover123 was excited to get some gossip at last.
For the sake of her friend's anonymity, let's call her Tweetster24, because clearly she loved to tweet.
"I'm a slut!" Tweetster24 sighed.
Almost immediately after barging her way in to PizzaLover123's bedroom and sloping down on her bed, she started to narrate the events of her summer vacation.
"No, you're not! Don't say that." PizzaLover123 tried to calm her friend and reassure faith in her friend's own innocence.
"But the BOYS! Oh, the boys...." Tweetster24 sighed.
"There was more than one boy?"
"Of course! One boy? Gosh, this isn't the 20th century, girl!"
PizzaLover123 suddenly blushed and stroked her hair. "Of course, not! 20th century, whaa-at!" she laughed nervously. "Ancient rules suck!"
"Totally!" Tweetster24 chimed in, rolling her eyes. "So anyways, you know that Monty and I were barely talking to each other when we went on separate holidays, right? Well, 2 days into my peaceful vacation away from that bastard, I checked my Facebook wall. And do you know what I saw?"
"Monty was smoking weed?"
"Monty always used to smoke weed. That's not a big deal," Tweetster24 said. "I saw that male slut with this French tourist. He was making out with her!! Can you imagine?? Knows her barely a day and jumps in bed with her!"
"How do you know that he slept with her?"
"Oh, he only puts a girl on his profile pic if he's slept with them," Tweetster24 said matter of fact. The ones who find mention on his Wall are the ones he wants to sleep with. The ones that he talks to in messages are the ones he's baiting but aren't worthy to grace his 'Bang-Wall-of-Fame'. He's disgusting!"
"And yet-"
"And yet my heart is his slave," Tweetster24 said sadly.
"That's such a load of bull!" PizzaLover123 exclaimed. "You know you were only with him 'coz of the car."
"The car might have been an incentive but it was not the only thing."
"Oh yeah, I forgot about the wallet."
"And his sexy abs," Tweetster24 said dreamily. "I used to think abs like those were only real in Photoshop."
PizzaLover123 laughed. Seeing her, Tweetster24 also started laughing. For a minute, both of them laughed as hard as they could. When they stopped, the juicy conversation continued.
"I met a boy there," Tweetster24 continued. "He was such a flirt, I tell you, but you know, by now I'm used to those types."
"I know," PizzaLover123 said, rolling her eyes.
"Yes, well, we were together a lot. And the things we did! Oh, the things we did....."
"Did you finally break your 'no sex oath'?" PizzaLover123 asked.
"The whole point of the vacation was to break it," Tweetster24 said matter-of-fact.
"I can't believe you did that!" PizzaLover123 said shocked.
"Come on! I only said the point of the vacation was to do it," Tweetster24 interjected. "I haven't admitted to doing anything. Not yet."
"So you found a loophole."
Tweetster24 laid her head down on a pillow, clasped her hands on her stomach, and looked up at the ceiling pensively. "So I found a loophole."
(To be continued)
Read Part IV here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2013/03/new-love-stories-part-iv.html
Read Part V here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2013/02/new-love-stories-part-v.html
Read Part II here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2012/02/new-love-stories-part-ii.html
PizzaLover123 was starting a new academic year in a couple of days. During the summer, she had spent hopeless days pining over imaginative actor boyfriends and old male friends she was interested in. In a way her summer had been wasted. What she was looking forward to however, was the return of a friend from her vacations. Apparently this friend had a lot of things to tell her. A lot had happened in this friend's holiday and PizzaLover123 was excited to get some gossip at last.
For the sake of her friend's anonymity, let's call her Tweetster24, because clearly she loved to tweet.
"I'm a slut!" Tweetster24 sighed.
Almost immediately after barging her way in to PizzaLover123's bedroom and sloping down on her bed, she started to narrate the events of her summer vacation.
"No, you're not! Don't say that." PizzaLover123 tried to calm her friend and reassure faith in her friend's own innocence.
"But the BOYS! Oh, the boys...." Tweetster24 sighed.
"There was more than one boy?"
"Of course! One boy? Gosh, this isn't the 20th century, girl!"
PizzaLover123 suddenly blushed and stroked her hair. "Of course, not! 20th century, whaa-at!" she laughed nervously. "Ancient rules suck!"
"Totally!" Tweetster24 chimed in, rolling her eyes. "So anyways, you know that Monty and I were barely talking to each other when we went on separate holidays, right? Well, 2 days into my peaceful vacation away from that bastard, I checked my Facebook wall. And do you know what I saw?"
"Monty was smoking weed?"
"Monty always used to smoke weed. That's not a big deal," Tweetster24 said. "I saw that male slut with this French tourist. He was making out with her!! Can you imagine?? Knows her barely a day and jumps in bed with her!"
"How do you know that he slept with her?"
"Oh, he only puts a girl on his profile pic if he's slept with them," Tweetster24 said matter of fact. The ones who find mention on his Wall are the ones he wants to sleep with. The ones that he talks to in messages are the ones he's baiting but aren't worthy to grace his 'Bang-Wall-of-Fame'. He's disgusting!"
"And yet-"
"And yet my heart is his slave," Tweetster24 said sadly.
"That's such a load of bull!" PizzaLover123 exclaimed. "You know you were only with him 'coz of the car."
"The car might have been an incentive but it was not the only thing."
"Oh yeah, I forgot about the wallet."
"And his sexy abs," Tweetster24 said dreamily. "I used to think abs like those were only real in Photoshop."
PizzaLover123 laughed. Seeing her, Tweetster24 also started laughing. For a minute, both of them laughed as hard as they could. When they stopped, the juicy conversation continued.
"I met a boy there," Tweetster24 continued. "He was such a flirt, I tell you, but you know, by now I'm used to those types."
"I know," PizzaLover123 said, rolling her eyes.
"Yes, well, we were together a lot. And the things we did! Oh, the things we did....."
"Did you finally break your 'no sex oath'?" PizzaLover123 asked.
"The whole point of the vacation was to break it," Tweetster24 said matter-of-fact.
"I can't believe you did that!" PizzaLover123 said shocked.
"Come on! I only said the point of the vacation was to do it," Tweetster24 interjected. "I haven't admitted to doing anything. Not yet."
"So you found a loophole."
Tweetster24 laid her head down on a pillow, clasped her hands on her stomach, and looked up at the ceiling pensively. "So I found a loophole."
(To be continued)
Read Part IV here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2013/03/new-love-stories-part-iv.html
Read Part V here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2013/02/new-love-stories-part-v.html
