I know that every time in my life that I have decided to start writing a novel or an article, I have distractions. Even before having thought of the subject of the article, I am seen procrastinating. It's not something I should be proud of. However, since it's something that I've acquired with experience, I'm not gonna let it go any soon.
But I know that my mind concocts all kinds of stories and scenarios which are so very interesting! Unfortunately, my brain's too fast for my hands. I can't type nor write at the speed of light and in the matter of concentration, my brain has severe ADHD. There's no cure for it as medication only calms my nerves which furthers procrastination... Savvy?
Now what if I were to tell you that I have a love story for you? It's something that I've taken from real life and given it a spin coz things rarely come true in real life but you can do whatever you want in your dreams and fantasies. And in your novels too.
There was once this girl who had been having a dry run when it came to the matter of boys. Boys liked her but girls didn't. However, the boys that liked her never seemed to be able to tell her that they liked her. For it seems, that that girl had a terrible curse upon her!
The name of this girl was PizzaLover123. When she was very little, a man came to her, touched her tiny little unformed boobs and scared the living daylights out of her. Scared that she might get raped if she didn't run soon, she ran. Obviously her little hands or legs were incapable of kicking the scary man's hideous gonads, she ran and ran. But the hideous bastard caught up with her. He pinned her to the ground and felt her. After feeling her tiny little body fully, he said to her, "I have spoiled you. Every time you are with a man whom you like, you will think about me. You will also never be able to identify the men who fall for you! This is your curse!"
As an afterthought he added, "Oh, by the way, you shall also be infamous as a feminist so men will be repulsed by you. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
And so laughing in a cruel way, he left PizzaLover123 in deep thought. Though she didn't understand 85% of the words he had said, she knew that she would never be able to forget his face. Though his face would cause anyone to vomit, his actions had caused her to have an orgasm and ejaculate. And she was only 7 years old!
Many years passed since that day and PizzaLover123 grew to be a medium-height, slender-figured girl. She did leave a few hearts a flutter as she bounced and jumped around but those days she wasn't wearing a bra. After her friends convinced her to be bound to the constraints of a bra and panty, PizzaLover123 saw fewer boys and wouldn't go out much. She became afraid that guys might notice her nipples or bra seams and make fun of her body and her sex.
So PizzaLover123 grew lonely day by day. She went to school like normal kids would, joined in most of the school activities, learned music and dance, and made a lot of friends. However, unknown to her, her feelings towards even her friends weren't everlasting. She made friends who would remain for a year or two but then leave them behind and make new friends. Because of this, she never had any friends who had known her since childhood or even for more than two years at most.
PizzaLover123 had so many dreams that she wanted to make come true. By the time she was 20, a very suitable age for getting a depression by the way, she had known a few boys and been with them too. But she could never commit. She was convinced of non-commitment relationships due to Hollywood's effect on her nubile mind as well.
When she turned twenty-three, she realized that she had no friends by her side, that her last relationship with a boy had been 3 years ago, and all that she had managed to gain in (consensual) sexual experience was kissing (with tongue) and second base. The most vivid experience of sex for her was the evil man. She vowed then and there that within a year she would find someone who would love her and wouldn't say no to sleep with her!
So began the not-so-fair maiden's quest for a suitable man. She had long agreed that girls never liked her as friends or lovers. She was different from them and wasn't ashamed of it. The other girls were jealous and showed off their boyfriends to PizzaLover123 to make her jealous. Little did they know that their tactics had some effect on her though she wouldn't willing agree to it.
While this was going on in one part of the world, in a not so distant land, a young lad was looking for a mate. He was the prince of his apartment, and his father, the king, wanted a very good princess for him. However, under the pressure of impending doom in the form of marriage, the prince ran away from his father's castle and took shelter in a distant place where he built a crap castle of his own. He wasn't the best housekeeper so he had to hire someone to cook and clean after him.
One day, the prince awoke from his sleep suddenly at 12 noon. In his dream he had seen a beautifully intelligent looking face which had no make up, and was dark and mysterious. He was very happy to see the girl was not using fairness creams to be fair. He said to himself, "As long as there be blood in my veins and a breath in my lungs, I shall find this girl and go out with her at least once!"
Quickly, he switched on his laptop and logged on to his Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and Orkut accounts. He would check Bharat Matrimonials and Shaadi.com later.
(To be continued)
Read Part II here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2012/02/new-love-stories-part-ii.html
Read Part III here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2013/02/new-love-stories-part-iii.html
But I know that my mind concocts all kinds of stories and scenarios which are so very interesting! Unfortunately, my brain's too fast for my hands. I can't type nor write at the speed of light and in the matter of concentration, my brain has severe ADHD. There's no cure for it as medication only calms my nerves which furthers procrastination... Savvy?
Now what if I were to tell you that I have a love story for you? It's something that I've taken from real life and given it a spin coz things rarely come true in real life but you can do whatever you want in your dreams and fantasies. And in your novels too.
There was once this girl who had been having a dry run when it came to the matter of boys. Boys liked her but girls didn't. However, the boys that liked her never seemed to be able to tell her that they liked her. For it seems, that that girl had a terrible curse upon her!
The name of this girl was PizzaLover123. When she was very little, a man came to her, touched her tiny little unformed boobs and scared the living daylights out of her. Scared that she might get raped if she didn't run soon, she ran. Obviously her little hands or legs were incapable of kicking the scary man's hideous gonads, she ran and ran. But the hideous bastard caught up with her. He pinned her to the ground and felt her. After feeling her tiny little body fully, he said to her, "I have spoiled you. Every time you are with a man whom you like, you will think about me. You will also never be able to identify the men who fall for you! This is your curse!"
As an afterthought he added, "Oh, by the way, you shall also be infamous as a feminist so men will be repulsed by you. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
And so laughing in a cruel way, he left PizzaLover123 in deep thought. Though she didn't understand 85% of the words he had said, she knew that she would never be able to forget his face. Though his face would cause anyone to vomit, his actions had caused her to have an orgasm and ejaculate. And she was only 7 years old!
Many years passed since that day and PizzaLover123 grew to be a medium-height, slender-figured girl. She did leave a few hearts a flutter as she bounced and jumped around but those days she wasn't wearing a bra. After her friends convinced her to be bound to the constraints of a bra and panty, PizzaLover123 saw fewer boys and wouldn't go out much. She became afraid that guys might notice her nipples or bra seams and make fun of her body and her sex.
So PizzaLover123 grew lonely day by day. She went to school like normal kids would, joined in most of the school activities, learned music and dance, and made a lot of friends. However, unknown to her, her feelings towards even her friends weren't everlasting. She made friends who would remain for a year or two but then leave them behind and make new friends. Because of this, she never had any friends who had known her since childhood or even for more than two years at most.
PizzaLover123 had so many dreams that she wanted to make come true. By the time she was 20, a very suitable age for getting a depression by the way, she had known a few boys and been with them too. But she could never commit. She was convinced of non-commitment relationships due to Hollywood's effect on her nubile mind as well.
When she turned twenty-three, she realized that she had no friends by her side, that her last relationship with a boy had been 3 years ago, and all that she had managed to gain in (consensual) sexual experience was kissing (with tongue) and second base. The most vivid experience of sex for her was the evil man. She vowed then and there that within a year she would find someone who would love her and wouldn't say no to sleep with her!
So began the not-so-fair maiden's quest for a suitable man. She had long agreed that girls never liked her as friends or lovers. She was different from them and wasn't ashamed of it. The other girls were jealous and showed off their boyfriends to PizzaLover123 to make her jealous. Little did they know that their tactics had some effect on her though she wouldn't willing agree to it.
While this was going on in one part of the world, in a not so distant land, a young lad was looking for a mate. He was the prince of his apartment, and his father, the king, wanted a very good princess for him. However, under the pressure of impending doom in the form of marriage, the prince ran away from his father's castle and took shelter in a distant place where he built a crap castle of his own. He wasn't the best housekeeper so he had to hire someone to cook and clean after him.
One day, the prince awoke from his sleep suddenly at 12 noon. In his dream he had seen a beautifully intelligent looking face which had no make up, and was dark and mysterious. He was very happy to see the girl was not using fairness creams to be fair. He said to himself, "As long as there be blood in my veins and a breath in my lungs, I shall find this girl and go out with her at least once!"
Quickly, he switched on his laptop and logged on to his Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and Orkut accounts. He would check Bharat Matrimonials and Shaadi.com later.
(To be continued)
Read Part II here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2012/02/new-love-stories-part-ii.html
Read Part III here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2013/02/new-love-stories-part-iii.html
Read Part IV here: http://herethis-therethat.blogspot.in/2013/03/new-love-stories-part-iv.html
